#agents of shield
Your gun. It somehow froze me right at the moment I was about to explode, helped my body absorb the serum, stabilize. Your weapon saved my life.
(Source: spidermonkey-s, via awbuckyno)
"It’s a monumental overask to expect women to be gentle with the egos of men who only feigned friendship in order to get laid."
"This is the part where I’m supposed to do the whole intro thingy. Barry Allen, fastest man alive… but you know all that already.”