A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.
Unknown (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

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holligenet:

If you are driving a vehicle…

use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION

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lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

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edsheeran:

... And no one's got time for that!
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toe-es:

Roberto Luongo has some trouble with untangling

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laughterbynight:

corsolareef:

"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
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im gonna fucking ACE this essay

Please finish this and lets us know what happens after you turn it in.

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minamarrrina:

starlorde:

why isn’t Sam/Steve ship called American Airlines

thank you for riding

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