March 2012
butterflynet:
I hope Rick Santorum forgets to take his birth control on time and spends the entire next month freaking out because he feels a little bit pregnant.
Mike: did you know if you drive through Cuba there are no advertisements? They have no billboards.
Me: Neither do Maine or Vermont.
Mike: That's because NOBODY lives there
Me: Nobody? There are no people in Maine?
Mike: With the exception of Stephen King, nobody lives in Maine.
heresyourhost:
firebolting:
I feel like Bruce Banner is the Debbie Downer of the Avengers.
“We’re not a team, we’re a timebomb.”
“What if I say no?”
“Gamma radiation is the number one cause of death in cats.”
“I can’t have children.”
HULK SAD.
"My sister lost her baby... and my state requires... →
stfuconservatives:
leeleeleelee submitted: “This is the reality of Texas’ ultrasound for abortion bill. A 30 year old Texas woman’s fetus’ heart stopped beating after 12 weeks. The options given were to wait until miscarriage, give birth to it, or to abort it (the preferred, safest option). She has to look at an ultrasound of her already dead fetus and if she looks away, she will have to...
“And some idiot locked us out of our hotel room - who turned out to be Benedict”
– Steven Moffat, The Hound of Baskerville commentary
#giant five year old (via annieodairss)
February 2012
Today would be my Nana’s birthday
I mean, people hate Obama. I’m like “Okay,... →
pupilsblownwide:
I mean, people hate Obama. I’m like “Okay, that’s your opinion, that’s fine with me,” but I honestly can’t hate him. At all.
A girl told me “HE’S SPENT MORE MONEY IN FOUR YEARS THAN BUSH SPENT IN 8.”
And I was like “BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CLEAN UP THE FUCKING MESS…
Now that she's not running for reelection to the... →
““remember 3/4 of the State population is south of Augusta.”
another good...”
– As I suspected, the best thing about Olympia Snowe’s retirement is the Bangor Daily News comments section. (via maryphillipssandy)
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asoulworthtwohats:
I wanna see how many notes this will get.
when going back to edit a post with a typo
thehilariousblog:
NOBODY LOOK AT THIS POST IT’S UNDER CONSTRUCTION HOLD THE FUCK UP OH GOD THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO SEE THIS FUCKING TYPO NOOOOOO
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